9 ways to show your fellow commuters & colleagues you are ready for Christmas
1) Sellotape tinsel to your face for instant Christmas effect
2) Have a wear of a Rudolf Christmas onesie, perhaps in between meetings at work, to make other colleagues smile and know you are the most ready for Christmas
3) Sew a traditional Christmas chipolata down your face so that people will think you are the most Christmas when they are having a look at your face
4) When someone next to you on the tube is reading or listening to music, remove headphones/take book and sing instead to fellow commuter who is ready to enjoy your Christmas carolling
5) Manoeuvre via elvin twirls as you make your way from the bus to the tube station/office instead of dull walking
6) Perhaps there is a delay and you are surrounded by fed up commuters who look a) angry b) tired c) grumpy d) anxious. What better way to lift their spirits and remind them of Christmas than scattering fake snow on the bus/tube floor, where bits may even settle on said commuters hair or, even better, eyelashes causing Christmas cheer
7) Wear a plastic red nose and (cover the elastic band with your hair) to show you are the most Christmas
8) Produce hand-painted crackers to fellow commuters for them to take to work and know Christmas is coming
9) Put flour in your hair and a red Christmas hat on your chin so that from upside down people will think you are Father Christmas
How have you been the most Christmas?
Good luck!
THE SIGNORINA 